1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:05,373 [ whistling sprightly tune ] 2 00:00:08,809 --> 00:00:11,679 Starring andy griffith... 3 00:00:11,712 --> 00:00:14,282 With ronny howard... 4 00:00:14,315 --> 00:00:17,551 Also starring don knotts. 5 00:00:29,830 --> 00:00:32,066 [ indistinct talking ] 6 00:00:32,100 --> 00:00:33,734 Hey, that was some eats, Huh, ange? 7 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:35,103 The best. 8 00:00:35,136 --> 00:00:36,837 You know you can eat More than anybody? 9 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:38,306 What's everybody Wanna do? 10 00:00:38,339 --> 00:00:39,440 Let's go for A ride, huh? 11 00:00:39,473 --> 00:00:40,841 Good. 12 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:42,710 Peggy, I want to Tell you something. 13 00:00:42,743 --> 00:00:44,212 Hey, ange? Huh? 14 00:00:44,245 --> 00:00:45,279 You drive, huh? 15 00:00:45,313 --> 00:00:46,280 You drive. 16 00:00:46,314 --> 00:00:48,349 Do me a favor-- You drive. 17 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:49,583 Come on. You know. 18 00:00:49,617 --> 00:00:50,584 Come on. 19 00:00:50,618 --> 00:00:51,685 All right, everybody. 20 00:00:51,719 --> 00:00:53,487 Everybody in the Car. Let's go. 21 00:00:53,521 --> 00:00:55,356 Thelma lou, you Sit in the back. 22 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:56,757 In the back-- Here we go. 23 00:00:56,790 --> 00:00:59,160 Everybody in the car. Let's go. Here we go. 24 00:00:59,193 --> 00:01:00,628 Okay, then. I'll drive, barn. 25 00:01:00,661 --> 00:01:01,629 Yeah. You drive. 26 00:01:01,662 --> 00:01:02,830 Okay. Here we go. 27 00:01:07,768 --> 00:01:11,105 This what you Had in mind? 28 00:01:11,139 --> 00:01:13,607 [ laughter ] 29 00:01:17,345 --> 00:01:20,248 [ engine turns over ] 30 00:01:51,179 --> 00:01:54,682 Beautiful lake. 31 00:01:54,715 --> 00:01:57,851 Trees... Quiet. 32 00:01:58,852 --> 00:02:00,421 Oh, yeah. Th-this is 33 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:03,457 One of my very, very Favorite places here. 34 00:02:03,491 --> 00:02:07,161 Just thought I'd bring ya Up here and show it to ya 35 00:02:07,195 --> 00:02:09,830 'cause you're-you're New here in town. 36 00:02:09,863 --> 00:02:12,566 You bring All the new girls up here? 37 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:14,435 [ thelma lou giggling ] 38 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:17,305 I want to see the lake. 39 00:02:17,338 --> 00:02:18,672 Oh. 40 00:02:18,706 --> 00:02:20,508 Do you? 41 00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:21,942 Do I what? 42 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:24,778 Bring all the new girls Up here? 43 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:27,948 Uh, no. 44 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:29,883 No, not, uh... 45 00:02:29,917 --> 00:02:32,286 Not all of 'em. 46 00:02:41,595 --> 00:02:43,531 [ bird screeching ] 47 00:02:43,564 --> 00:02:44,898 What's that? 48 00:02:44,932 --> 00:02:46,800 Just a hawk. 49 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:49,237 But if we stand up Close together like this 50 00:02:49,270 --> 00:02:50,638 And hold on To one another 51 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:52,873 We might be too heavy For him to carry off. 52 00:02:52,906 --> 00:02:53,874 [ both laughing ] 53 00:02:53,907 --> 00:02:55,876 Want to hear Me talk to him? 54 00:02:55,909 --> 00:02:57,645 Yeah. All right. 55 00:03:00,281 --> 00:03:02,550 Barney, barney! 56 00:03:02,583 --> 00:03:04,418 Barney, no! 57 00:03:04,452 --> 00:03:06,220 Andy's gonna talk To the hawk. 58 00:03:06,254 --> 00:03:08,556 That's his problem. No. 59 00:03:08,589 --> 00:03:11,659 No. Now, listen To the hawk talk. 60 00:03:14,628 --> 00:03:16,364 Hawk talk! 61 00:03:16,397 --> 00:03:19,333 All I need's a good Wide blade of grass 62 00:03:19,367 --> 00:03:22,236 Hold it like that, Between my thumbs-- 63 00:03:22,270 --> 00:03:24,772 Now, wait a minute, Wait just a second-- 64 00:03:24,805 --> 00:03:25,939 And blow. 65 00:03:25,973 --> 00:03:27,675 [ squeaking ] 66 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,410 [ bird screeches ] 67 00:03:29,443 --> 00:03:31,011 Now, watch Your language. 68 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:32,546 There's ladies present. 69 00:03:32,580 --> 00:03:33,614 [ laughter ] 70 00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:34,815 Watch your language. 71 00:03:34,848 --> 00:03:36,384 There's ladies present. 72 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:37,518 That's pretty good. 73 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,253 You hear that, Mr. Hawk? 74 00:03:39,287 --> 00:03:40,821 [ laughter ] 75 00:03:40,854 --> 00:03:42,756 You character. 76 00:03:42,790 --> 00:03:44,792 Barney, do you know What I'm gonna do? 77 00:03:44,825 --> 00:03:46,860 I'm gonna take my shoes off And go wading. 78 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:48,462 Hey, great idea. 79 00:03:48,496 --> 00:03:50,364 Everybody get down here And get your shoes. 80 00:03:50,398 --> 00:03:52,300 Oh, boy. Oh, yeah. 81 00:03:52,333 --> 00:03:54,402 I haven't been Wadin' in I don't Know how long. 82 00:03:54,435 --> 00:03:55,869 I haven't, either. Not since I was little. 83 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:57,438 Come on, barn. 84 00:03:57,471 --> 00:04:00,308 I don't wanna Take my shoes and socks off 85 00:04:00,341 --> 00:04:02,376 In front of...Everybody. 86 00:04:02,410 --> 00:04:03,777 Go ahead, barn. 87 00:04:03,811 --> 00:04:07,315 Both the girls Have a brother. 88 00:04:07,348 --> 00:04:08,782 Come on, barney. 89 00:04:08,816 --> 00:04:10,017 Andy: Come on, thelma lou. 90 00:04:10,050 --> 00:04:11,552 Take 'em off, barn. 91 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:15,289 Now, let's ease... Let's see how Warm it is. 92 00:04:15,323 --> 00:04:16,357 Ooh. 93 00:04:16,390 --> 00:04:18,892 Oh, have you ever Skipped rocks? 94 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:19,893 No, no. 95 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,429 Mmm, watch this. 96 00:04:21,462 --> 00:04:22,663 Watch, watch. 97 00:04:22,696 --> 00:04:23,964 Let's see, now. 98 00:04:23,997 --> 00:04:25,833 Five. Pretty good. 99 00:04:25,866 --> 00:04:28,936 Oh, here. Try one, Try one, try one. 100 00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:31,071 All right. Watch here. 101 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:32,340 Just watch. 102 00:04:32,373 --> 00:04:34,675 It skipped Maybe that far. 103 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:35,976 Watch this one. 104 00:04:36,009 --> 00:04:38,679 Ready? Ready, ready, Ready, ready? 105 00:04:38,712 --> 00:04:43,351 Both: Three, four, five, Six, seven, eight. 106 00:04:43,384 --> 00:04:44,084 Well, I'm An old hand. 107 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:45,486 I'll show you. 108 00:04:45,519 --> 00:04:47,688 Let me find a rock. Right here. 109 00:04:47,721 --> 00:04:49,056 Ow! 110 00:04:49,089 --> 00:04:50,458 Ow! 111 00:04:50,491 --> 00:04:52,460 Oh, just a crawfish, A little crawfish. 112 00:04:52,493 --> 00:04:54,562 Come on, gang! 113 00:04:56,564 --> 00:04:58,766 Watch the crawfish, Barn. 114 00:05:22,523 --> 00:05:23,624 Have fun? 115 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:25,526 Sure did. 116 00:05:25,559 --> 00:05:26,059 Tomorrow night? 117 00:05:26,093 --> 00:05:27,661 Uh-huh. 118 00:05:27,695 --> 00:05:29,930 No. No, I'm on duty At the hospital tomorrow night, 119 00:05:29,963 --> 00:05:32,633 But I can the night after. 120 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:33,701 Good. 121 00:05:33,734 --> 00:05:35,369 Then, a date. 122 00:05:35,403 --> 00:05:36,404 Okay. 123 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:47,848 I'll see ya, peggy. 124 00:05:53,987 --> 00:05:56,089 Good night. 125 00:05:56,123 --> 00:05:57,658 Good night. 126 00:06:10,838 --> 00:06:12,973 [ bird chirping ] 127 00:06:13,006 --> 00:06:15,709 Go get your own girl. 128 00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:04,892 Can't have your paper Till you pay your bill. 129 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:06,026 Oh, andy. 130 00:07:06,059 --> 00:07:07,995 Thought I'd catch ya Before ya left. 131 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:11,098 You left your compact in The squad car last night. 132 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:12,165 Well, thank you. 133 00:07:12,199 --> 00:07:13,667 You, uh, got company? 134 00:07:13,701 --> 00:07:14,935 No. Why? 135 00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:17,070 Well, who belongs to That new job out yonder? 136 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:19,707 It's mine, Believe it or not. 137 00:07:19,740 --> 00:07:20,774 Yours? Uh-huh. 138 00:07:20,808 --> 00:07:22,009 Well, where'd You get it? 139 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:23,911 My father Sent it to me. 140 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:25,879 Your father Sent it to you? Uh-huh. 141 00:07:25,913 --> 00:07:26,947 Just like that? Uh-huh. 142 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:29,149 [ whistles ] 143 00:07:29,182 --> 00:07:30,651 [ chuckles ] 144 00:07:30,684 --> 00:07:32,553 Uh, I don't, uh, I don't mean to pry, 145 00:07:32,586 --> 00:07:34,522 But your daddy must Be pretty well-to-do 146 00:07:34,555 --> 00:07:36,657 To just up and send you Somethin' like that. 147 00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:38,025 As matter of fact, He is. 148 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:40,127 He owns the r and m Grain elevators in raleigh. 149 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:41,829 He does? 150 00:07:41,862 --> 00:07:44,031 How come You never mentioned it? 151 00:07:44,064 --> 00:07:46,233 I've only been here two weeks And you never asked me. 152 00:07:46,266 --> 00:07:48,035 I guess I didn't, did I? 153 00:07:48,068 --> 00:07:50,871 Well, I got to get Back to the office. 154 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:51,872 I'll see ya. 155 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:52,940 Okay. Bye-bye. 156 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:53,941 Oh, andy? 157 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:55,643 Yeah? 158 00:07:55,676 --> 00:07:57,044 We got a date Tomorrow night. 159 00:07:57,077 --> 00:07:58,245 I remember. Bye. 160 00:07:58,278 --> 00:07:59,479 Bye-bye. 161 00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:03,250 A brand-new car From her father. 162 00:08:03,283 --> 00:08:04,585 For her very own? 163 00:08:04,618 --> 00:08:06,654 Yeah. You ought To see it, barn. 164 00:08:06,687 --> 00:08:09,156 Must have set the ol' man back A pretty penny. 165 00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:10,658 And you say he owns 166 00:08:10,691 --> 00:08:13,060 The r and m Grain elevators In raleigh, huh? 167 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:14,094 Yeah. 168 00:08:18,732 --> 00:08:21,001 Yep. Pretty big outfit. 169 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:24,171 It won't work. They tell me... 170 00:08:24,204 --> 00:08:25,706 What won't work? 171 00:08:25,739 --> 00:08:27,775 You and peg. That's what won't work. 172 00:08:27,808 --> 00:08:30,578 Andy, I hate to have To tell you this, 173 00:08:30,611 --> 00:08:32,680 But you're gonna have To give her up. 174 00:08:32,713 --> 00:08:35,048 Forget about her. Nip it. Nip it in the bud. 175 00:08:35,082 --> 00:08:36,784 What are you Talkin' about? 176 00:08:36,817 --> 00:08:38,986 You want me To spell it out for ya, huh? 177 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:41,054 All right, I will. 178 00:08:41,088 --> 00:08:44,592 Andy, she is one of the rich, And they are different. 179 00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:45,759 Oh, come on... 180 00:08:45,793 --> 00:08:46,760 No, no, no. They are. 181 00:08:46,794 --> 00:08:47,795 They're different. 182 00:08:47,828 --> 00:08:49,162 From the minute they're born 183 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:51,632 With that silver spoon In their hands... 184 00:08:51,665 --> 00:08:52,800 Mouth. Right. 185 00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:54,635 Life is different. 186 00:08:54,668 --> 00:08:56,269 They have a-a couple of nurses 187 00:08:56,303 --> 00:08:57,771 And they have a nanny. 188 00:08:57,805 --> 00:08:59,106 Two nurses and a goat? 189 00:08:59,139 --> 00:09:00,140 No, no, no, no. 190 00:09:00,173 --> 00:09:02,042 No, I mean, This kind of nanny 191 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:04,778 Takes 'em to the park And talks french. 192 00:09:04,812 --> 00:09:06,113 Oh. 193 00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:07,314 Then, as they grow up 194 00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:09,316 They have Everything they want-- 195 00:09:09,349 --> 00:09:11,719 The best tricycles, The best bicycles. 196 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:13,186 You ever see A rich kid's bicycle? 197 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:14,187 No. 198 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:15,623 Solid chromium 199 00:09:15,656 --> 00:09:17,625 With at least Six or seven red reflectors. 200 00:09:17,658 --> 00:09:18,992 Well, I'll be dogged. 201 00:09:19,026 --> 00:09:20,828 Then, After the bicycle age, 202 00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:23,764 They go off to what they call A refinishin' school. 203 00:09:23,797 --> 00:09:25,265 A finishin' school. Right. 204 00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:28,869 While they're there, they play With the same kind of kids. 205 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:30,738 Lot of reflectors? Right. 206 00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:32,940 Next, they start Partyin' around 207 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:35,776 With the harvards And the yales-- 208 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:40,147 You know, fellers called freddy And binky and bobo. 209 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:43,216 Then, they get tired Of the harvards and the yales 210 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,953 So, they get on Some steamer, you see. 211 00:09:45,986 --> 00:09:47,621 They go off to europe 212 00:09:47,655 --> 00:09:51,024 And after about a year or so, They get tired of europe. 213 00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:53,226 Now what do they do? 214 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:55,295 Come back to america? 215 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:56,764 Exactilioso. 216 00:09:56,797 --> 00:09:59,099 Now, by the time They're 20 or so, 217 00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:00,834 They've seen everything, 218 00:10:00,868 --> 00:10:02,335 They've done everything, 219 00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:05,839 And they are bored stiff. 220 00:10:05,873 --> 00:10:07,675 Now, what's next? 221 00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:09,710 I don't know. 222 00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:11,912 I'll tell ya what they do. 223 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:14,782 They make a complete turnabout. 224 00:10:14,815 --> 00:10:16,884 They go the other way. 225 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:21,689 They look for the ordinary guy, But just for kicks. 226 00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:24,391 Now, they get An ordinary job... 227 00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:25,659 Kicks? Right. 228 00:10:25,693 --> 00:10:28,195 And... Oh-oh, oh. 229 00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:29,730 Oh! 230 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:32,800 Oh! 231 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:36,036 And you think peggy Goes around with me... 232 00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:37,971 Right, right, right. 233 00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:40,841 To her, You are joe ordinary -- 234 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:44,377 Just a toy to enjoy For a while. 235 00:10:44,411 --> 00:10:47,180 Oh-ho! 236 00:10:47,214 --> 00:10:48,882 Oh, I see. 237 00:10:48,916 --> 00:10:50,250 I see. 238 00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:51,318 It's the truth. 239 00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:53,286 I'm just givin' ya Fair warning. 240 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,788 Oh, right, barn. 241 00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:56,990 Now, I'm just tellin' ya this As a-a friend -- 242 00:10:57,024 --> 00:10:58,391 You know, a pal, a buddy. 243 00:10:58,425 --> 00:10:59,827 Right, barn. Thanks. 244 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:01,829 Then you're gonna Stop seein' her, right? 245 00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:02,863 Wrong. 246 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,068 [ sighs ] 247 00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:10,070 That poor blind fool. 248 00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:11,772 He don't know it, 249 00:11:11,805 --> 00:11:15,308 But he's headed Right for heartbreak alley. 250 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,250 [ humming ] 251 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:25,719 Ain't gonna Listen to me, huh? 252 00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:28,255 Gonna go right ahead And take peggy out. 253 00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:30,824 Exactilioso. 254 00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:32,392 All the way To the capital. 255 00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:34,294 55 miles To a restaurant. Hmph. 256 00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:36,830 Barn, I've taken her To the wienie burger. 257 00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:38,932 I'd like to take her Someplace nice. 258 00:11:38,966 --> 00:11:41,301 I think it's the kind Of thing she'd enjoy 259 00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:43,771 And I'd like to Do that for her. 260 00:11:46,974 --> 00:11:48,708 Andy... 261 00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:53,080 [ clears throat ] 262 00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:56,884 You know, andy... 263 00:11:56,917 --> 00:12:00,187 I've known you since We was just kids. 264 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,522 We've been Through a lot. 265 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:06,093 Made second-class Scout same month. 266 00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:08,195 I ran second to your first 267 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:11,064 In the county Penmanship contest, 268 00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:12,465 If you recall. 269 00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:16,536 Yeah. I stood up for you When you first got married. 270 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:19,807 I'm the boy's Godfather. 271 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,208 Little ope. 272 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:25,245 Yeah. I guess you're Just about the best friend 273 00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:28,381 A guy ever had. 274 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:29,783 Andy... 275 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,154 Don't get hurt. 276 00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:48,235 [ indistinct talking ] 277 00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:07,454 A cocktail before dinner? 278 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:08,822 Peg? 279 00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:10,490 May I suggest a sazerac? 280 00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:12,926 I'd love one. 281 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:13,927 Sir? 282 00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:17,130 Uh, you got any Draft beer? 283 00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:18,866 Yes, sir. 284 00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:22,102 And, uh, with your drinks, As a starter, 285 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,604 May I recommend The specialty of the house, 286 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,539 Escargot bourguignon? 287 00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:27,841 Please. 288 00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:30,043 Sir? What's that? 289 00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:31,244 Escargot. Snails. 290 00:13:31,278 --> 00:13:33,146 You've had them, haven't you? 291 00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:35,415 Uh, no. 292 00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:37,885 I've stepped on quite A few of 'em in my time, 293 00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:39,152 But I never have Eaten one of them. 294 00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:42,455 Well, try it. Bring him some. 295 00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:46,860 Very good. 296 00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:48,395 What was that drink You ordered? 297 00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:49,396 A what? 298 00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,298 Sazerac? Oh, it's nice. 299 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,633 It's sort of a New orleans drink. 300 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:56,369 Have you ever been To new orleans? 301 00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:58,371 No, no. 302 00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:01,274 Me and barn started Out for there one summer. 303 00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:02,976 Old model "A" I used to have. 304 00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:05,045 Burned out a bearing About dequeen junction 305 00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:06,146 I guess it was. 306 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,514 Sold it for $12. 307 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:09,082 [ chuckles ] What a shame. 308 00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:10,317 It's all right. 309 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,119 They probably would Never let us camp out 310 00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:13,220 In new orleans anyhow. 311 00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:15,255 Well, you'd like New orleans. 312 00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:17,925 It's a lot like paris In a lot of ways. 313 00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:18,959 Oh? 314 00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:21,328 You been over there, Have you? 315 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,130 Mm-hmm. When I Finished high school. 316 00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:24,431 Oh. 317 00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:31,438 Sazerac for the lady. 318 00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:34,007 Thank you. 319 00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:38,011 Beer for the gentleman. 320 00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:41,081 And the escargot. 321 00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:48,055 Bourguignon. 322 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:55,362 Andy... 323 00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:04,204 And then you dig the snail out With your fork. 324 00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:16,083 I believe I'll just let The snails go by. 325 00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:22,089 [ up-tempo music playing ] 326 00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:40,407 You dance, andy? 327 00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:43,676 Oh, I two-step a little, 328 00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:46,646 But when they start in on that, I generally sit down. 329 00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:03,330 You know why You were miserable? 330 00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:07,634 I'll tell you why You were miserable. 331 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:11,038 Because rich is rich And poor is poor. 332 00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:12,539 Oil and water do not mix. 333 00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:15,375 The silk purse And the sow's ear do not... 334 00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:18,245 Uh, uh... 335 00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:21,081 You know what I mean. 336 00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:23,383 Barn, let's just drop it. 337 00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:27,487 Okay, okay, okay. 338 00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,491 Uh-oh. Here comes Miss got-rocks now. 339 00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:32,559 Huh? 340 00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,261 Peggy. Here comes peggy. 341 00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:36,463 I'm going in The back room. 342 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,365 You make up Some excuse. 343 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:39,399 Uh... 344 00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:46,005 Hi, barney. Andy here? 345 00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:48,675 Uh, no. 346 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,110 Uh, he, uh... 347 00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:53,146 He was called out On a 612. 348 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:55,748 612? What's that? 349 00:16:55,782 --> 00:17:00,153 Uh, well, uh, That's an official code. 350 00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:03,156 Uh, I can tell you This much -- 351 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:06,793 It, uh, it's, uh, two threes And two sixes. 352 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:16,069 I haven't seen him Or heard from him, peg. 353 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,807 Yes, I will, mm-hmm. 354 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:23,143 Good-bye. 355 00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:31,684 Andy, she's been calling For the last two days. 356 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:34,454 I know, I know. 357 00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:36,323 Andy, there's only One thing to do: 358 00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:37,424 Clear the air. 359 00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:39,359 Face her and have It out with her. 360 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:42,395 Tell her you want to write Finish la guerre 361 00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:43,763 To the whole thing. 362 00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:47,734 Uh, it ain't That simple, barn. 363 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,303 I'll see you later. 364 00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:53,740 Well, at last. 365 00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,308 Oh, hi, peg. 366 00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:56,409 I better leave. 367 00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:58,311 What is it? What's been going on? 368 00:17:58,345 --> 00:17:59,412 Uh, nothing. 369 00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:01,381 I'll see You later. 370 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,550 You haven't returned A single one of my calls. 371 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,585 Uh, I know, peg. I think it'd be bet- 372 00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:06,886 Well, you could Have called. 373 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:09,156 It doesn't take but a minute Out of your day. 374 00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:11,791 Well, uh, I've had A whole lot on my mind, peg, 375 00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:14,161 And there's been A whole lot to do. 376 00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:16,696 It's just been Rush, rush, rush, Busy, busy... 377 00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:18,331 Go get some coffee. 378 00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:20,633 It's obvious you've been Avoiding me, andy. 379 00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:21,801 Avoiding you? 380 00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:24,437 No, I haven't been Avoiding you. 381 00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:26,573 Well, it looked like you were. 382 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,608 Maybe it was my imagination. 383 00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:31,444 Well, I expect That's exactly what it was. 384 00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:34,581 Well, good. Then I'll see you Tonight at 7:00. 385 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,416 Uh... 386 00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:40,253 We do have A date, don't we? 387 00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:44,257 Peggy, C-could we put that off? 388 00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:45,725 Something's come up 389 00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:48,628 And I just have To take care of it. 390 00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,230 Of course, andy. 391 00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:52,465 I'll call you later on In the week. 392 00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:55,568 Don't put yourself out! 393 00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:56,936 That's the way To do it, baby. 394 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,405 Give her the Old heave-ho. 395 00:18:58,438 --> 00:18:59,839 Shut up! 396 00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:06,779 Boy! First he tells me to stay, Then he tells me to go 397 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,581 And then he blows up. 398 00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:10,650 Try and help some people. 399 00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:38,911 [ rock skips ] 400 00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:44,451 [ rock skips ] 401 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,856 [ rock skips in distance ] 402 00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:10,443 [ rock skips ] 403 00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:13,946 What are you doing here? 404 00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:15,882 Why shouldn't I be here? 405 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,552 I don't know. I just thought... 406 00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:21,388 I'll tell you What you thought. 407 00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:24,257 You thought that Because of all the Places I've been, 408 00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:26,826 I couldn't possibly enjoy A little spot like this. 409 00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:30,630 Well... And you thought because My father has a lot of money, 410 00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:33,266 That we couldn't enjoy Doing things together. 411 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:36,803 You see, I've Been doing a little Thinking, too, sheriff, 412 00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:39,839 And I've come to A very interesting conclusion. 413 00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:40,840 You have? 414 00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:42,809 You know what you are? 415 00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:43,976 You're a snob. 416 00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:46,479 A snob?! You certainly are. 417 00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:49,282 Just because my father's rich, You're snubbing me. 418 00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:51,384 Oh, well, now, just... 419 00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:52,619 It's true. 420 00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:53,920 I want to go out with you, 421 00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:56,022 But you don't want To go out with me. 422 00:20:56,055 --> 00:20:57,690 That's not... 423 00:20:57,724 --> 00:20:59,526 It's true. You think That nothing can measure up 424 00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:01,328 To paris, new orleans, wherever. 425 00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:04,664 The other night when we came out Here with thelma lou and barney, 426 00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:07,900 Was one of the nicest evenings I've had in a long time. 427 00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:17,310 You mean that, don't you? 428 00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:19,278 I certainly do. 429 00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:30,423 See that little island Right over there? 430 00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:31,424 Mm-hmm. 431 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:32,492 Five skips. 432 00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:37,897 [ five splashes ] 433 00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:58,918 There we were, Just the two of us 434 00:21:58,951 --> 00:22:01,053 Skippin' rocks On the lake. 435 00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:02,789 Yeah. [ chuckles ] 436 00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:05,725 That's good. Yeah, that's good. 437 00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:07,727 I'm really glad It worked out, andy. 438 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,095 I really am. 439 00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:11,864 I'll tell you somethin' For your own good, though. 440 00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:13,833 You still ought to Play the field. 441 00:22:13,866 --> 00:22:15,402 Know what I mean? What? 442 00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:17,504 Don't nail yourself down To one girl. 443 00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:19,005 Keep movin' around. 444 00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:20,573 Take, for instance, now, 445 00:22:20,607 --> 00:22:22,775 I had a date with thelma lou Last night, right? 446 00:22:22,809 --> 00:22:23,876 Right. 447 00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:26,646 Watch this. 448 00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:30,417 Sarah, get me the diner. 449 00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:32,819 You know, one night, Thelma lou, 450 00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:34,521 Next night, somebody else. 451 00:22:34,554 --> 00:22:36,523 You know, Keep them guessin'. 452 00:22:36,556 --> 00:22:38,591 Uh, juanita? 453 00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:41,661 Hi. Barn. 454 00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:44,497 [ chuckles ] How you doin'? 455 00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:48,735 Well, I just was wonderin' what You were gonna be doin' 456 00:22:48,768 --> 00:22:50,403 After work tonight. 457 00:22:50,437 --> 00:22:53,773 Well, I thought you and I Could get together 458 00:22:53,806 --> 00:22:56,943 And maybe make a little Beautiful music. 459 00:22:56,976 --> 00:22:59,145 Hey, barn, Here comes thelma lou! 460 00:22:59,178 --> 00:23:02,114 Listen, I've got to go. 461 00:23:02,148 --> 00:23:03,950 It's an emergency-- Police business. 462 00:23:03,983 --> 00:23:05,752 Something just came up. Good-bye! 463 00:23:10,022 --> 00:23:11,724 Oh, howdy, thelm-- 464 00:23:11,758 --> 00:23:14,594 Why, aunt bee, I declare, From across the street, 465 00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:17,797 I'd have swore You was thelma lou. 466 00:23:17,830 --> 00:23:19,699 You're funny, you are. 467 00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:21,568 It's just too bad You're not twins. 468 00:23:21,601 --> 00:23:23,836 You should see The katzenjammer kids. 469 00:23:29,642 --> 00:23:33,112 [ whistling sprightly tune ]